Grindr Fails: Noisy Bodies, Bad Puns, and Misspellers

Grindr Fails:

Everybody cheer, it's time for more Grindr Fails! Why are we so obsessed with hookup messages gone wrong? Maybe because we've all been there. Either we are the recipient of some very odd messages, or we are the stalkers that are sending them. At one point, especially after a few too many, we've all been there. The thing about these fails is that these guys are out there somewhere in the wild, are they that guy you flirted with at the bar? Are they that guy next to you at the gym? Are they that hot UPS delivery guy? Why isn't there are hard hitting investigative report into the lives of who sends these crazy messages? Next, on Bravo! LOL. Here's what messages made us laugh this week, courtesy of IG @TalesFromGrindr.

 

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Who doesn't love a good pun? Keyword being good. This guy thinks he is so punny. One lame message is enough, but three? Notice there is no response. Crickets. This is the guy who is going to talk all through the movie, this is the guy who is going to have two pinot grigios then throw up, this is the guy who is going to cum in two minutes. PASS!

 

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What in the holy Grindr was that? A novel written by Father Time? Is a 32 year difference too much, though? We've all hooked up with hot older men, they are experienced. But he is using Ice Age as a movie reference, then misspells squirrel. Maybe he's too old to use autocorrect. PASS!

 

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Gotta love the gays, when you don't get a response (at least he waited a few hours in between), go after someone's looks! P.S. It's lose, not loose. What a looser.  LOL!

 

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What is going on here? Who has time to send all of these messages? Although tickle my sphincter does have a fun ring to it. And, to be honest, most apes are smarter than some people we know. Knock knock! PASS.

 

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Oh, Grindr. It's sad because it's true. Being an intern is pretty much being whored out. Sigh. Time to go make copies.

 

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Bros helping bros, or is it hoes helping hoes? In any case, teamwork makes the dream work.

 

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This one made us laugh out loud. Nothing like being sold out by your own aging body. That's hot.