Hot Irish Actors in All of Their Glory!

March 12, 2024
ALEXANDER

Hot Irish Actors in the Buff

It's that time of year again! Time to get out the green beer, wear green undies, and kiss an Irishman! It's St. Patrick's Day and this year we are ready to partyyyy. What better way to kick off St. Patrick's Day week then take a look at a few of our favorite Irish actors in all of their glory, courtesy of Mr. Man?

Colin Farrell

Colin has gone from bad boy to good daddy right before our eyes. He became a big star in 2002 and hasn't slowed down since. He's traded his bad boy image to becoming a dad in real life and his shenanigans have definitely slowed down. Remember the reported sex tape with him? Rumor has it, his manhood is as long as St. Patrick's staff. Yes, we know he's straight, but we love when he does gay scenes:

Remember when he went blonde and showed us all his booty? Alexander the Great indeed.

Jamie Dornan

Jamie Dornan actually started out as a model for Hugo Boss, Calvin Klein, and more. Of course, we were most aroused when he appeared in Fifty Shades of Grey. Fun fact - he used to be in a folk band. Other fun fact - he's married to Colin Farrell's ex. LOL. Naked shower anyone?

Talk about your Irish handful. We'd like to kiss his Blarney Stone.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

This guy just steams up any screen he is on. We got jealous when he got to make out with Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine and we wanted to go back in time with him on the Tudors. We'd love to say top o' the morning to him.

Check out that hot booty at the end.

Robert Sheehan

Robert Sheehan is proud of his Irish heritage AND his bulge. He is definitely not shy, from The Misfits to The Umbrella Academy, we've been staring! Nothing like a full helping of his Irish potatoes. That's bulgetastic!

Robert Sheehan booty, anyone?

Michael Fassbender

What can we say about Irishman Michael Fassbender? He is a very gifted actor and even more so gifted in front. Talk about hung! He has not shied away from showing his goods during his career. They probably had to get the bigger lens just to get it in frame.