Hot On Instagram: Muscles, Bulges, and Butts…Oh My!

Hot On Instagram: Muscles, Bulges, and Butts...Oh My!

So we know that if you know where to look, Instagram can still be a pretty hotbed of male content. Sometimes, you just have to know where to look. Thank goodness we have a team of horny researchers up for the job! Usually, we focus on a specific theme or male body part, but this week we have a whole buffet of male hotness, courtesy of IG @SoyRockOficial1! Not only does he throw himself into the mix, but he shares the steamiest of the steamiest allowed by social media and we are ready, Kleenex in hand. Here are some of our favorites.

First things first. Here's our hot curator of this fabulous Instagram grid. Say hiiiii! He also has an OnlyFans if you want to get personal.

 

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This looks like a sports competition of some kind, we just wanna know where we can buy tickets. We love a man in a speedo and this guy seems thick in all the right places. Let's hope his wallet is as thick too. LOL, jk, we don't care.

 

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We all have our gym crushes, and we know exactly what days and times they work out...allegedly. We also know exactly what to wear in front of so-called crushes. Thank you Instagram for capturing our crazy routine in such a fun and sexy way.

 

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Let's keep it going at the gym...bulge anyone? This machine seems like it was just made for the gays.

 

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This gym booty seems mighty big for such a skinny guy, does he need help carrying it?

 

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This next capture has everything you could possibly want in one post - jeans, thighs, bulge, short shorts, booty, shirtless, handsome face - YESSSS!

 

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What in the world is this guy making? And can we please have a double helping?

 

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Is this Instagram booty even legal? Does he need a permit to have all that ass?

 

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We'd like to report our car broke down, we need it looked at ASAP. And we don't even own a car.

 

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Usually, we just run our mouths, but this Instagram post has us wanting more. Follow the dancing eggplant!

 

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Ever seen Jaws? This is the porn parody of it called Peaches!

 

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Who's on your hot on your Instagram list? Let us know!

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