Gifting Gay: Which Porn Site Should You Treat Yourself To?

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It's tough picking the perfect gift for everyone on your holiday shopping list. More often than not, we find ourselves in the middle of a December shopping stampede, clinging to an armful of shopping bags and wondering what the hell any of these people did to deserve gifts this year. When you find yourself in this situation, there's only one thing to do. You gotta treat yo' self.

You're not the first person that's decided to buy yourself an early Christmas gift, and you certainly won't be the last. Fortunately, you already know what you want, so you're not going to be disappointed after you find out what you bought yourself. Gifting porn is the most practical way to treat yo' self, because it's something you use every day (don't lie), and all the scenes you're going to binge-download will never expire. Isn't that a thrifty gift?

So let us take the guesswork out of choosing the studio that's right for you. Just tell us what you're into, and we'll tell you which studio will bust your nut the quickest.

Jocks

Jocks Studios: A site name synonymous with its specialty, Jocks Studios is really the holy grail for athletic types and their admirers. Many sites claim to have "jocks," but we're not buying it unless they're in full uniform and wrestling on a mat. Plus, poster boy Jimmy Fanz is reason enough to become a member.

Men.com: Although the megasite doesn't specialize in jocks, they're no stranger to suiting up the boys and letting them play rough. With access to six specialty sites, you're bound to find more than a few jocks roaming around the halls.

Bondage and BDSM

Bound In Public: This is probably the filthiest of gay bondage and BDSM sites. The creators of Bound In Public are serious about heavy bondage, and they're not afraid to push the envelope further with every new scene. They tie pornstars up and suspend them from the ceiling, walk boys around on leashes, and let serious pigs loose in a room full of sloppy strangers to fuck.

Bound Jocks: You don't have to be a huge fan of bondage to enjoy the soft shenanigans at Bound Jocks. The boys on this site are less interested in heavy bondage and more interested in light restraints and wild sex toys to help them get off. Best of all, there's something very sterile about these scenes, which is perfect for those that want bondage without the messy cleanup.

Bareback

Don't be ashamed! There are plenty of people that will make you feel bad for watching bareback porn, but that doesn't mean there aren't an excess of sites that fetishize it. If you're into big, raw cocks, these sites are your new best friends.

Fraternity X: This site has to be one of the piggiest sites we've ever visted. These boys are serious about cum-stuffing and creampies, and will never waste a drop of cum on the floor. Bareback cum sluts inquire within.

Parole Him: Owned by the same company as FraternityX, this site provides all the same filthy, cum guzzling shenanigans, but in a police station. Fuck!

Corbin Fisher: There's a lot of different themes going on at Corbin Fisher, but if we had to pick just one, we'd put them in the "bareback" category. While not every scene is filmed without condoms, most of their newer content is, and these boys have become some incredibly thirsty cum sluts over time. Fans of extreme bareback deep-dicking should check out Chandler, one of our most favorite big-dicked CF studs.

Treasure Island Media Fuck: You can't forget Treasure Island if you're a fan of bareback. Treasure Island is the reigning king of bareback, and they don't give a fuck what you think about them.

Twinks

Helix Studios: Don't ever say twink like it's a bad thing! You may think that all twinks are cunty high school seniors that shade you on Adam4Adam, but that's only because you haven't met the Helix boys. Sure, a lot of the boys at Helix Studios are probably twinks, but gems like Max Carter and Chase Young will rock your world. These youngin's are flexible, insatiable, and serious pigs.

All-American Men

Randy Blue: Tried and true, the boys of Randy Blue probably grew up in your neighborhood. Dudes like Skylar West and Jake Andrews are the definition of "boy next door," and their non-exclusive roster cycles through some pretty gaymous hunks.

Dominic Ford: An East Coast studio with a West Coast vibe, DF members are treated to the annual So You Think You Can Fuck competition. Say what you want about "reality" porn series, but you can't argue with the high quality fucking that goes on here.

Falcon Studios: Glamour, honey! Falcon is just glamourous. If you were ever going to do porn, you'd want to bathe yourself in Falcon's slimming lights, impecable camera control, and five-star cumshots.

Amateurs

Maverick Men: They haven't been around as long as the Internet, but if we didn't know any better, we'd assume Cole and Hunter invented amateur porn altogether. After racking up an insane amount of views on their Xtube channel, the happy couple spread their wings and launched one of the hottest amateur websites on the web. Sometimes they fuck pornstars, but their main focus is on snatching boys off the street and filling their sloppy holes with loads of cum. Sound hot? You have to see it to believe it.

Hipster Porn

CockyBoys: Okay, not everyone at CockyBoys is a hipster, but the site is owned and operated by the coolest professional hipsters on Earth, and their creative talents have curated some of the highest-quality hipster porn available. CockyBoys is a lifestyle, and if you're not into it, you can take a seat.

Dirty Boy Video: Now these guys are real hipsters. Completely clueless boys that fuck on camera for a small amount of money—could anything be hotter than that?

"Everyday" Guys

Chaos Men: So you're into guys that you could probably pick up on the street? Site owner Bryan Ockert has curated the biggest group of "everyday guys" on the web, and all of these mostly straight men are ready to pump cum in your sloppy hole.

Daddies

Raging Stallion: We're including "daddies," "older dudes," and "dudes that look older" in one category. It doesn't matter which one you're looking for, though, because Raging Stallion is home to all three types. Often hairy, muscular, and rough, these experienced studs really know how to fuck like real men.

Dirty Tony: They may not have children, but the daddies at Dirty Tony are some for the record books. Totally legit "straight dudes" that always look pissed off provide some intense fucking sessions. Extra points for heavy scruff and tons of tattoos.

High Performance Men: The name really says it all. Have you seen Carnal Desire?!

Big Dicks

Sean Cody: If you're looking for a giant dick that knows how to fuck you senseless, look no further than Sean Cody. Almost every site has its fair share of huge cocks, but everyone at Sean Cody is working with some serious meat. And as an added bonus, these giant dicks usually serve deep creampies.

Euro Sluts

Bel Ami Online: There's no contest when it comes to European porn. Bel Ami will forever reign as the king of Eastern Europe, though others continue to challenge them. Gigantic cocks, unrealistically beautiful settings, and lots of cum; what more could a boy ask for?

UK Naked Men: Any site that heavily features Paddy O'Brian is alright in our book.

Blake Mason: Like an old, trusted friend, Blake Mason has been pumping out consistently sexy scenes for years now. They may not be as polished as they're competitors, but that doesn't mean their sex isn't hot.

Piss

Lucas Entertainment: Michael Lucas is undeniably the king of piss. He's devoted an entire brand to the raunchier things in life, and his piss-guzzling army of jacked, foreign men will make you want to drink pee like it's water.

Fraternity X: We just wanted to remind you of that amazing piss scene FraternityX did.

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