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Dominic Ford's wildly popular XXX competition, So You Think You Can Fuck, is back for a third season, and our official prediction is as follows: shit is about to get cray.
Don't let the preview video frighten you. Matthew Rush is NOT a contestant, thank god.
This year, six contestants will live in "an abandoned army barracks in the middle of nowhere" while competing in sexual challenges to find out who, in fact, is the best fuck. Dominic Ford is bringing back Season 1 winner Topher DiMaggio and Season 2 winner Mitch Vaughn to lead two teams through the competition, which seems like a lot of unnecessary work, considering the fact that Season 3's eventual winner is blatantly obvious.
Although the show hasn't technically started, Duncan Black already won. No need to compete, boys. There's no tiptoeing around the fact that Duncan Black is going to shame all of you and take home the crown (or the dildo, or whatever they win).
Derek Parker is going to give Duncan a run for his money, but he'll ultimately come in second place. We've already seen him fuck Duncan, but we have a feeling that watching these studs fuck in "an abandoned army barracks in the middle of nowhere" is going to be a lot hotter (and less distracting) than this awful bathtub scene Man Royale gave them:
In case you didn't hear us the first two times, the competition is happening in "an abandoned army barracks in the middle of nowhere." Doesn't your dick just tingle when we say it? There's going to be so much camouflage, war paint and battle scars this year, we can't even handle it. We're awarding extra brownie points for boys that leave their army gear on while fucking.
Good luck to all the contestants! Even though you're going to lose to Duncan Black, you should at least have fun trying!
· The competition starts tomorrow! Watch exclusively on Dominic Ford (DominicFord.com)
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