Daddies Are So Much Hotter When They’re Tied Up

October 31, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Oh, you like rough sex between two hot guys that aren't jacked, 20-something robots? Maybe you'll like this new scene from Bound Jocks where Dirk Caber, the ultimate daddy, ties up and fucks Dean Monroe, who is more like your best friend in high school's young, hot dad. Either way, these dudes could have children.

Remember that being a daddy isn't synonymous with being a troll. Dirk and Dean are sexy regardless of their label, and the last thing you're going to be thinking about during this scene is everything we've said thus far.

Instead, you'll discover how important perfectly manicured facial hair is, and how much sexier an "O" face is when it's scruffy. You'll also discover how Nasy Pig apparel can immediately enhance any scene (seriously though, we're obsessed with socks). Most importantly, this scene will teach you just how hot it is when bottoms refrain from jerking. We've always thought idle hands were a a bottom's secret weapon, but this confirms it.

Seriously, guys. Your top wants to see your body and your dick, not a flesh-colored blur when you're feverishly rubbing your hands all over your pole. This is how it's done—and if you have to tie a bottom's hands underneath a workout bench, then so be it.