Have A Party In Your Pants Without Taking Them Off

November 7, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Look, sometimes you just don't have time to slip out of your pants before ransacking the shot boy you brought home from the bar. No one is going to judge you for leaving your shoes, socks, and shirt on—undressing is too time consuming when you just need to fuck someone badly. Besides, some of the hottest sex we've seen has involved a few partially-clothed dudes.

Dudes in suits, musclemen in socks, jocks in, well, jockstraps—it's been clinically proven (by us, just now) that wearing clothing during sex is significantly hotter than being nude. Fraternity X wouldn't be the same without pledges in shirts, and we can't bare to think of a Dirty Tony man without pants around his ankles. We hit the jackpot this time around, because Janusz Gol fooled around, fucked, and shot a nice load, all while wearing jeans.

We're not talking about some jeans around his knees, or even pulled down under his perky ass. This man literally whipped his dick out of his pants and went to town without even readjusting his pants. Now that is a busy man.

Just stand back and take it all in, as if we were showing you a painting of the Grand Canyon. It's beautiful, isn't it? We totally encourage everyone to try this at home.