Date of Production:

January 2007

Directed By:

Rufus Ffolkes

The Movie:

Cute ‘n horny British Twinks are too busy with hard uncut cocks to keep up with their University studies.

Run Time:

1 Hour 14 Minutes

Safe Sex/Condoms:

Yes!

The Dudes:

These young (all age 18+) Twinks all have slender smooth bodies with a mix of dark and bleached hair, trimmed and shaved pubes, and hard unclipped pricks.

Scene One:

Danny Long ((cute with short black hair, slender/tight/smooth body) addresses the camera wanting to share with the viewer a taste of his life on the college campus and what student life is all about. Well, I suppose his college life consists only of fuckin’ and suckin’, which is okay by me. Danny’s in bed with his mate Josh Gadsby (cute with spiked bleached hair, smooth/average body) and the lads get down to some very hot wet tongue kissing, hard nipple sucking, and body rubbing. Danny pulls Josh’s stiff uncut tool out stroking and sucking like a champ paying close attention to that large purple knob. Josh is hungry too and attacks Danny’s hard unclipped member going to town sliding his mouth up ‘n down and jacking like a sex crazed Twink out of control.

The lads get into a traditional sixty-nine with Josh on top as both deep throat and gorge on that tube steak. Danny finger fucks Josh’s tight shaved bunghole literally making him gasp with pleasure followed by some wild sink/bounce as Josh rides like a champ. Danny turns his pal every which way but loose with some fast ‘n smooth fucking doggy style with hot penetration camera shots from behind and then on to the missionary position. Danny shoots thick spunk on Josh’s stomach and Josh cuts loose with thick goo hitting the same spot.

Scene Two:

Scott Davies (cute with short black hair, slender/smooth/tight body) and his mate Alex Russian (cute with short dark hair, slender/smooth body) are on the sofa with big smiles on their faces. The lads make out with heavy tongue action while exploring one another’s lithe bodies. The guys are a wild storm of kissing, yanking off shirts, and unbuckling belts leading Alex to make his way down for first prize taking Scott’s large uncut cock with big purple knob down his gullet. Alex gives a tasty blowjob stroking the stalk and giving fantastic oral pleasure. Alex isn’t satisfied with just sucking cock and he kisses ‘n licks Scott’s plump balls and then hones in on that tight pink shaved bunghole. There’s a close-up but it isn’t very good, as the viewer cannot see tongue on actual hole.

In return, Scott yanks Alex’s white Y-Fronts down revealing hard uncut cock, trimmed pubes, and plump nuts. He munches down on that tight shaved butt hole with a nice close-up and eats that ass ‘n sucking that stiff flesh pole. Scott straddles that hard dick and rides it, baby! He humps wildly up ‘n down fast ‘n smooth filling his chute with uncut Twink meat and making that sofa squeak. Alex switches up pounding his buddy doggy-style fast ‘n hard and then it on to the missionary position where Scott beats his meat shooting a big thick load all over his toned stomach. Hot! Alex pulls his pud cutting loose with thick spooge on Scott’s stomach.

Scene Three:

Dave Heydon (cute with short medium brown hair, slender/tight/smooth body) and his pal Joshua Cartier (cute with kind of a punk haircut with buzzed sides and longer on top, smooth/slender/tight body) are on the trusty sofa making small talk about studying and lectures. All university conversation is soon thrown out the window as the blokes get down to some fun soul kissing while their hands wonder all over rubbing chests and bulging crotches. Dave blows his pal’s hard uncut tool jacking the shaft and nursing the big purple knob sliding his gob up ‘n down. Joshua pulls Dave’s stiff unclipped meat from the confines of his tight briefs stroking ‘n sucking making loud slurping noises. Both dudes are very into the action and each other as they make meals out of those hard dongs. In a traditional sixty-nine with Joshua on top, the guys cram those dicks down their gullets leading Dave to munch down on his pal’s tight shaved butt hole. Sadly there are no close-ups of the ass eating.

Dave fucks his buddy in the missionary position sliding in ‘n out of that snug chute using long ‘n smooth strokes while Joshua pulls his sausage working that mouth-watering foreskin back ‘n forth over the sensitive knob. The dudes fill the room with plenty of heavy breathing, groans, and moans of pleasure. There are some nice penetration camera shots while Dave plows Josh doggy-style fast, long, ‘n smooth making loud squishy lubed fuck sounds. To finish up, Joshua rides that hard prick bouncing up ‘n down, stroking off, and shooting a thick load of love pudding on Dave’s chest. Dave squirts a huge wet load that completely covers his chest and stomach. This is one of the best loads I’ve seen since reviewing smut. Hot!

Scene Four:

Daniel John (cute with black buzz cut, slender/tight/smooth body) and Matt Joseph (cute with short brown hair, slender/smooth/tight body) quickly get outta their tee shirts and blue jeans while kissing with plenty of wet tongue and feeling each other up. Matt takes Daniel’s rigid unclipped meat down his throat sliding his mouth up ‘n down and rubbing those plump nuts. While Daniel is receiving some very good head, he reaches around and strokes Matt’s uncut cock working that tasty foreskin up ‘n over the purple knob. The guys gets into a side sixty-nine and Daniel chows down on that dong cramming his gob full while Matt continues to play a groovy tune on the skin flute. Daniel licks ‘n sucks his pal’s balls leading to a little bunghole tonguing with a nice close-up while he eats that ass.

Daniel fucks Matt smooth ‘n long in the missionary position while Matt jacks his cock playing with his foreskin with some nice penetration camera shots from behind. Daniel pounds his buddy’s tight hairy hole fast ‘n hard and there’s a cool shot of his own tight shaved bunghole as he goes to town. Switching to doggy-style, Daniel continues to drill that hole filling the room with ragged gasps of breath and moaning. For the grand finale, Matt humps that hard dick like he’s riding it into the next town slamming his tight chute up ‘n down. Daniel wanks shooting thick jizz on his stomach as Matt wildly pulls that pork working the foreskin and shooting a wet load on Daniel’s stomach completely covering it with his precious seed.

Scene Five:

School chums Dave Heydon (scene three), Kyle Martin (nice-looking with short dark hair, tight/slender/smooth body), and Andy Smith (cute with short brown hair, smooth/slender/tight body) hang out discussing various classes but we all know what’s really on their filthy minds. Dave and Andy gang up on Kyle kissing him with wet tongues and licking ‘n sucking his hard nipples in a frenzied three-way lust fest. Dave sucks Kyle’s stiff fat unclipped pole cramming his mouth full leading Andy to give it a go sliding his mouth up ‘n down the chubby organ. Kyle finally gets his mouth in action blowing Andy’s rigid unclipped meat as Andy chows down on Dave’s uncut prick. These students love hard cock!

Dave licks Kyle’s tight shaved asshole with a descent medium shot of wet tongue on pulsing pucker making Kyle groan with unbridled passion and then fucks Andy doggy-style fast ‘n smooth as Andy once again takes Kyle’s chubby dong down his gullet. Dave is quite busy and ends up pounding Kyle in the missionary position while Andy fucks Kyle hungry mouth at the same time. There’s a nice camera shot from behind of Dave’s tight shaved butt hole as he drills Kyle while Kyle slides his mouth down Andy’s dork with foreskin that completely covers the knob even when the shaft is at full mast. The dudes switch up in all sorts of couplings filling those tight holes with their turgid members. Andy shoots a thick load all over his stomach, Kyle beats that meat and squirts a large load all over Andy’s chest, and Dave squirts a large thick load of juice on Andy’s face. Hot!

The DVD

Video:

“UK Playmates” is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography by Rufus Ffolkes is descent providing full coverage of all the action with plenty of close-ups of the cock sucking and butt sex penetration. There are some nice close-ups of those tight Twink holes in some scenes while completely missing the mark at times.

Sound:

The Dolby digital sound is clean allowing the viewer to hear the blokes as they discuss college classes and get down to serious Twink sex. The cool jazzy instrumental score is strong and quite enjoyable as it’s not the usual gay porn techno.

Extras:

The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, and selections for: oral sex, fucking, and cum shots. There are also previews for “Fucking Twinks”, “Massage Parlor Twinks”, and “Twink Hookup”. To round things out, there is website information and a fun safe sex PSA starring boisterous drag queens Daisy and Glitz.

Poindexter’s Roundup:

“UK Playmates” is a fun li’l romp with plenty of slender/smooth Twinks to please anyone who digs these young (all age 18+) lads. The direction is tight, the videography is good (with the exception of some missing close-ups of the butt munching), and the guys all give energetic performances obviously into each other and the action. My personal favorites here are Daniel John and Matt Joseph in scene four. I’ll go with a Recommend for all of you who dig them cute li’l Twinks.