Cast Announced for White Lotus 3…and We Are Gagged!

January 8, 2024
ALEXANDER

Ok, you have to have been living under a rock if you weren't totally swept away with the last season of HBO's hit show, The White Lotus. Not only did it have plenty of man candy for us to look at, but it had our goddess Jennifer Coolidge being her fabulous self and becoming an even bigger pop culture phenomenon. She went from wanting a hot dog reallll bad to hanging with some high-end gays. ICONIC.

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And who can forget the infamous gay sex scene where Coolidge watches from the doorway? I mean...we didn't know she was a voyeur!

(Thank you Mr. Man)

Not only did season 2 have some pretty great one-liners from the entire cast, but Italy was lush to look at, and the plot twists kept us coming back for more. So how where in the hell can you from there? Well, season 3 cast just announced and we are GAGGED!

First of all, Parkey Posey. Need we say more? Not only is she also a lover of the gays, but she is like Jennifer Coolidge in that she has her own way of acting that's both a bit off and totally intriguing. We can't think of someone better to take the torch. You probably know Parker from the Christopher Guest films (Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman), The Staircase, Lost in Space reboot, Scream 3, Superman Returns, and, of course, Party Girl. She has a CVS receipt long list of other credits, and we can't wait to see what weirdness she brings to the island. One of our favorite performances of hers that is underappreciated is for the indie film she did called House of Yes. She plays a sister equally obsessed with her brother and with the assassination of JFK. Let's just say the film gets stranger and even boasts a performance by Tori Spelling and a young and hot Freddie Prinze Jr. If you haven't seen it, it's highly recommended. Check out one of our fave clips from it:

Also joining the White Lotus cast is daddy hottie Jason Isaacs from the Harry Potter series, Star Trek: Discovery, and Peter Pan, and many more. On TV, he most recently played Cary Grant in the series Archie. We love his stern good looks and his dom energy. We got to see some of his goods in the miniseries Dig.

Also set to vacation at the high-end White Lotus hotels are Leslie Bibb (Iron Man, GCB, American Housewife), Michelle Monaghan (True Detective, The Path), fitness coach Tayme Thapthimthong, and Thai TV and film star Dom Hetrakul.

The only cast member returning to the series is actor Natasha Rothwell from Season 1 who played spa manager Belinda Lindsey. She is unfortunately our only tie to Coolidge (Coolidge's character promised to fund her business). Check out the recap of season 1 to get the low down on Belinda.

Not much is known about the plot other than it will once again feature privileged guests visiting a resort destination, this time in Thailand. Filming begins in February with the show to debut in 2025. We'll bring you the scoop when we find out more!