Y’all, Can We Just Stop Our Busy Week and Stare at Nick Offerman For a While?

I mean, Come on! It's the middle of the week, Giuliani's getting his house raided (!), many of us are fully vaccinated, and to make matters better, Nick Offerman takes his shirt off in his comedy special American Ham.
Yep, today is a pretty good day.

Oh...you say you weren't aware "Ron Swanson" let his freak flag fly in an episode of Deadwood? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. Here he is in all his Homeless Chic glory. Hey, you dump him in the back of your truck, get him home, hose him down...then "hose him down." That's a damn good time in my book.

Oh dude, if only you'd stop talking about how much you enjoy eating your wife Megan Mullally's pussy and ask me this question, I'd be in heaven. Wanna stare at Nick for a long while with me? Search on YouTube for "Nick Offerman's Yule Log." It's not what you wish. Rather, it's a 45 minute commercial for Lagavulin Single Malt Scotch Whiskey in which Nick sits in front of a fireplace sipping a single glass of scotch, not saying a word. For 45 minutes! Yeah, it's what I play every Christmas.

Because whether he's making us laugh in shows like Parks and Rec, or pulling our intellectual heartstrings in Devs, or getting us comfortable handling our wood, er uh, I mean, with woodworking  (no seriously, he wrote a book called Build Your Own Canoe!), or championing the rights of everyone who doesn't look like him or fuck like him, Nick Offerman is the Real Man real deal.