If I don't win Clickbait Title Of The Year for that headline, then I quit! But what's crazy is that it's true. Well it's not. But sorta. Let me explain. This week Nick Jonas teased his Spaceman music video with a shirtless still image on Instagram. The image was so compelling that we even wrote an entire post about it. I mean, what's not to like?
The pic shows Nick Jonas walking around in only his boxers and sneakers. Fans might even surmise from the image that Nick's penis could slip through his boxers at any moment. But more importantly, in the pic we get a great look at Nick Jonas' ultra-beefy bod and delish bawdy hair.
Here's where the plot thiccens. In the actual music video, this particular look of Nick's is no. where. to. be. found. It's the ol' masturbate and switch! False advertising at its finest. Get me Julianna Margulies! I'm taking this one to court. Nick Jonas falsely advertised his luscious breasts on Instagram, leaving his millions of fans with arid, dehydrated, wilting taints.
We do get a handful of shirtless moments in the new Nick Jonas Spaceman music video, but nowhere is he only wearing boxers. He does wear the boxers teased on Instagram in one scene, but he pairs them with a chunky predistressed AllSaints top.
Plus we get the briefest peek of what might be considered a bulge when Nick gets out of space bed...
But again, it's a far cry from what I signed up for. So ladies, do we have an ass action lawsuit on our hands? Sound off in the CUMments!