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Before we get into this, I have to give some context. Prior to seeing Nick Jonas' beefy shirtless post on Instagram, I literally Slacked my coworkers: "I want to prioritize celebs to get the vaccine so they'll post thirsty content again. I need a scoop gawddamnit!" Little did I know... a scoop was about to fall into my juicy wet lap.
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Nick Jonas has been teasing the hell out of his upcoming album Spaceman, and just yesterday released this teaser image from his full music video, which debuts tomorrow (Thursday 3.11). And can we just appreciate how Nick has filled the hell out over the past few years? My coworker asked why I was sending everyone a picture of Josh Brolin. That's how far Nick has come!
In this still from the video (which we will of course post in-depth about tomorrow) Nick flaunts his massive arms, chiseled pecs and abs, and iconic bawdy hair. What I'm really loving is the fact that Nick is only wearing underwear and sneakers. underwearandsneakers.com is my favorite gay porn site! Let's just hope that the flap of his boxers opens up a little too wide, and that his Red Bull can cock flops out on camera. It. Could. Happen.
Also let's PRAY that Joe Jonas doesn't appear in the video with a matching outfit. And for the love of Gawd let's hope that his penis doesn't flop out too! And please, please, don't let there be any sword fighting. 🤢