Nolan Gould Mini Bulge, Maj Pit Hair Locker Room Whore

Post hot yoga! Picture quality doesn't show how much sweat is on me right now.

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Nov 1, 2017 at 11:24pm PDT

Our penultimate twinkilicious dummy dumb dumb Insta creamboat Nolan Gould has been kicking things into high gear recently, thank the Lawd, and this slutty post-workout locker room picture is no exception! When I sent this pic to my boss she simply responded "that whore," and yeah, you know what, he has become the Insta ho we always dreamed he would be! Kind of a proud day. Wonder if they make a greeting card for that.    

Gouldy two shoes must be loving all of the doting Instagram comments he gets on this shirtless thirst traps, because today's pic ups the ante by introducing a total thirst bucket caption and the rare and oh-so-welcomed Nolan bulge. The caption "Post hot yoga! Picture quality doesn't show how much sweat is on me right now." basically translated to "I've got a stanky sweaty hairy ass crack just for you," or something, and the pit and arm action here is pretty epic. Throw in Gould's adorbs face and head of curly locks, and I'm already assuming the downward dog position! And the ball gargling position. That's not yoga, just a fact. Let us know if this is the hottest Gould yet in the comments below!   

Peen.Is: Here he is showing off his blowing skills.

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Nov 1, 2017 at 6:02pm PDT

UPDATE

Commenter russdog has pointed out that I don't know what the word "penultimate" means. And I don't.