Like, what, is, happening? Tell us the truth... is this the camerawork of one of you guys? Or is this the new Sean Cody solo video? These are the only two explanations that make sense! 

Have one of you been praying to Gay Gawd recently? Getting down on your knees and giving it all you've got? Because something is up. And that something... is Nolan Gould's penis outline.

thanks to this blessed new shirtless Instagram pic above from Gouldy Two Shoes, we can see that the fuzz went ahead and crept all the way up to the guy's fucking shoulders! Beary nice...

So, at least we're not alone in being shameless dick hungry monsters! Do you still think Nolan is Gould to the last drop?

Not even kidding - I pride myself on being the thirstiest blogger for Nolan Gould, and if any of you know of someone else who covers Gould, let me know so I can send a cease and desist. He's ours! I don't know why Gould hasn't achieved Gay Internet superstardom, first and foremost because he's... straight... and secondly, because he's so goddamn freaking cute! Gould gave me my biggest...

 Do you want to get into Nolan's Great Barrier Briefs?

Our otter has arrived.

The one, the only, the twinky, the manly, the learned, the innocent, the MENSA member, the dummy, the hairy, the smooth, the literally everything in this world, Nolan Gould, is THE official sponsor of our panty splatters, and after a dry spell that feels like it lasted ten years, he is back with a sexy shirtless Instagram pic!!!

Twinkilicious Fleshbot fav Nolan Gould has been keeping things PG recently on Instagram, that little bitch, and while he's fully clothed in this hawt new spread for Bello Magazine, those little bitches, the shoot gives our starlet the perfect opportunity to show off his serious sexy manly editorial side! Gould is face, face, face, and more face as he fills the fuck out of suits and stylish casual wear for...