Hank’s Public Privates Has Five Great Cumshots from Mainstream Material

January 27, 2024
HANK ORSO

Sure, in some mainstream movies and TV series, we've seen the effects of a man's orgasm, the shuddering, the spasming, and maybe for comic effect the splash landing where it really shouldn't, like that infamous scene in There's Something About Mary. But rarely do we get, in the heat of passion, the actual cum shot. And if we do get that we can assume it's not actual jizz, unless you're talking Shortbus but that's a special beast all to itself! Mr. Man put together five great cumshots from mainstream product that'll make you wish you were sitting in, as they call it, "the splash zone!"

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Harry Lawtey in Industry Season 1 Ep. 6

Cute as a button Lawty went extended full-frontal in the very first episode of this British drama about corporate finance and backstabbing. Now that's how you make an impression! But in episode 6 he jacks off for his lady onto a mirror...and then eats it! Seems like his character is ready to do whatever it takes to rise to the top!

Parker Sawyers in P-Valley Season 1 Ep. 2

In this drama about the cummings and more cummings at a southern strip club, Sawyers gets to show almost all of his fine, muscular frame. Phrostethic or not, real jizz or not, his 4-minute-plus jackoff phone sex scene will have you imagining you're watching the real thing as he shoots all over his powerful chest.

Peter Vack in PVT Chat

Vack is a loner obsessed with his favorite cam-girl in this Canadian indie drama. It's hyper-sexual as we get a lot of boners and an actual cumshot from Vack, who's character spends an inordinate amount of time online. Well, damn, get me north of the border for some Mountie mounting!

Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name

Okay, granted, these two actors' careers went into polar opposite directions after this smaller gay drama where Chalamet fucked a peach. I mean, c'mon, Hammer...a cannibalism fetish? Really? Well, while we won't be seeing probably anything more from this dude while Chalamet is gobbling chocolate bars, he still looks hot rubbing Chalamet's creamy load off his chest.

Conny Dachs, Mike Moses, Jérôme Schmoll, Michael Zühlke in Wetlands

This sexually weirdo German feature, based on a sexually weirdo book, has a lot of, well, sexual weirdness. But if you get hungry while watching the film or reading the book, there's always pizza! Delicious, bukkake-jizzed cumshot pizza encircled by actual dudes' hard-ons. Yep...that's a thing they filmed!

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