Amazon Prime’s Prime Booty: Reacher’s Alan Ritchson (We Got the Goods)

Jesussss...Amazon Prime keeps up the heat this winter with Reacher's Alan Ritchson. Ok, truth be told, we only clicked on the trailer because of actor Alan Ritchson's massive chest. Little did we realize he also had a massive ass! We are hooked. We binged all of Season 1 and we are two Kleenex boxes into Season 2 now streaming. This is our dream action hero — almost six and a half feet tall, chiseled chest, handsome face, good hair, flawless skin, and a massive muscle booty that he isn't afraid to show.

Check out the goods courtesy of Mr. Man:

Born in North Dakota and raised in Illinois, this hottie is a complete dreamboat and fulfills our Midwest, cornfed man fantasies. Alan Ritchson got a full scholarship for singing (karaoke date?) and served as a member of the Madrigal Singers. Hmmm...I did madrigals too, half the tenors were hooking up with the basses...hmmmm. Not fulfilled by the choir, he left college to pursue his career in entertainment. Serving as jerkoff material from early on, he started his modeling career in an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog (the pages on our copy are still stuck together).

Alan Ritchson first showed up on TV for his American Idol audition during which he did a striptease for Paula Abdul (lucky bitch!). His first major role was on Smallville as Aquaman, the first time an actor had portrayed the superhero in a live-action series. Jesussss, we need an Aquaman multiverse film where Jason Momoa and Alan give each other nipple service. On TV, he also appeared in a Hallmark and Lifetime movie, a guest spot on Hawaii Five-O, and a longer run as the captain of a football team (c'mon spandex!) on Blue Mountain State. He also became a series regular as Hawk on the DC Universe's Titans — originally slated for a couple of episodes, he became a series regular. Probably because of how he filled out his costume.

On film, Alan Ritchson's body and face (rightfully so) were used in Robert Zemeckis' Beowulf. He also appeared in Hunger Games: Catching Fire and in the reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Sorry gays, he's married and supports the development of Christian filmmaking. But hey, we've hooked up with plenty of those, no?

For his role in Reacher, Alan Ritchson put on 30 pounds of muscle (did it all go to his ass???). He plays an ex-military police officer, who after retiring from his days of busting bad guys for the US Army, lives his life as a drifter around the USA. He always finds himself in trouble through his commitment to fight the corrupt. Blah blah blah, we just like the action, shirtless scenes, and ASS!