Hank’s Public Privates Has a Bounty of Bros’ Butts and Buttholes

January 20, 2024
HANK ORSO

Back in the day it was pretty much nothing for women to strip down and bare all for the camera because, hey, if they wanted the job, sadly, they were pressed to do so. Men on the other hand showed chest and, if they were considered brave and daring, might let some ass slip. It was a huge deal when Richard Gere went nude in 1980's American Gigolo for instance. Nowadays those puritanical double standards are pretty much behind us as men are dropping trou all over the place, unless their ego prevents it. (Oz's creator Tom Fontana once said that pretty much every male actor was given the opportunity to go nude, and if they didn't, it was because they felt they didn't have a big enough...talent!) Over at Mr. Man they threw together a brief recap of some notable butts and buttholes hiding under some male actor's briefs, so let's dive right into those holes!

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Scott Caan in Varsity Blues

25 years ago Caan, the hottie son of hottie tough-guy actor James Caan, was stripping down a lot in this sports-based dramedy about footballers in Texas. Caan, to his great credit, stated that it was sexist for the girls to have to get naked when the same wasn't asked of the guys nearly as often, so he was more than willing to nude it up in many of his roles. Here, besides his muscled beefcake shown off in the locker room, we get his spread cheeks as he moons his buddies in the cab of the pickup. Well slap my boots and call me Shirley if this ain't the most rousing way to start the day!

Jason Statham in Crank

While Statham's career has veered all over the place, from the indie crime capers directed by Madonna's ex Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and the amazing Snatch, to the giant shark flick Meg and its sequel. But through them all, one thing is certain: His character will be slightly unhinged and gorgeous to look at. In the first Crank movie (2006) he displays these qualities when he stands on a motorcycle in an open-backed, flapping hospital gown barring his muscled ass to the world. Now that's some beautiful street riding!

Simon Ehrlacher in Escort Boys

This French dramatic comedy about down-on-their-luck hotties entering the sex trade has taken Prime streaming by storm, displaying repeated scenes of these incredible-looking men stripping down to please their clients. Ehrlacher especially shows off his taut butt as he's banging one woman after another. Now, we're all just waiting for the scene where they turn towards each other!

Hugo Catalán, Luis Vegas in The Trace of Your Lips

This pandemic-related flick from Mexico (2023) is explicitly gay, explicitly hot, and filled with explicit male nudity. Centered around two neighbors during lockdown who either fantasize the sex or sneak around to make it happen, we're so glad that lube actually has anti-bacterial properties. Hey, I read it on the internet!

Mauricio Rico, Pocholito Tamayo in The Trace of Your Lips

Okay, Trace... is worthy of a couple mentions! Rico and Tamayo manage to work in some furtive and ass-busting banging, baring buttholes like it was going out of style!