Joey Mills Keeps Dodging Chris Damned on Men.com

For Some People, Fluid-Bonding Doesn’t Include Cum.

Men.com expresses an opinion during the 22 minutes of this thoroughly enjoyable and highly whackable scene, and it is an opinion that I totally endorse. Chris Damned has a sweetheart who loves him but doesn’t love his spunk. In fact, he’s one of those “Cum Dodgers” you hear about. It’s a behavior that just seems rude to me, especially since Chris isn’t asking boyfriend Joey Mills to gargle the stuff, just wear it!

Joey is the first thing we see, as the camera starts “Cum Dodgers” off with his face in close-up, looking like he’s deep in his happy place while getting fucked doggy by the heavily tattooed Chris. As our view expands, we see the couple in a pleasant bedroom setting, Joey seemingly having the time of his life while calling out the occasional, “Oh, my God!” and sounding like he means every bit of it, except possibly the “God” part.

Encouraged by his boyfriend’s sexy verbal feedback, Chris climbs up higher on Joey’s back, pumping away steadily and with impressive reliability. Then he drags his boy to the edge of the bed, bracing himself with a foot on the mattress and two hands on Joey’s shoulders, deep dicking him there. When the time for a projectile ejaculation arrives, the hairless twink obediently drops to his knees and then intentionally allows an epic stream of spunk to go flying past his face. He gets a stripe across his shoulder, but the point is that he’s proven himself to be a cum dodger. For some reason, this is news to Chris, who is not anywhere near his happy place, anymore, especially when his youthful companion teases him by shouting, “Missed me!”

This leads to Chris doing the only obvious thing, which is sneaking up on his lover when he should least expect it. Alas for Chris, his smooth-chested boy toy is a step ahead of him and foils this attempt to sully his frontal facial region. But third time is a charm and Chris eventually achieves his life’s goal of catching Joey by surprise, although fully dressed. But don’t worry, that doesn’t last long. A victorious Chris lays back on the bed in all his glorious nudity and his good-natured cum dodger kneels next to and then between his legs sputtering, spitting, and gagging on his hot daddy’s man-meat. Once he strips out of his cum-tainted clothing, he has a realization. “Oh, fuck! You’re so big,” he exclaims, pointing out the blindingly obvious. It’s good he figure it out now instead of once it’s wedged deep in his colon.

Once it is wedged deep within Joey’s colon in a kneeling missionary position, Chris takes on a transcendental expression. Then he contorts into an acrobatic configuration that I have not seen before. Perhaps it’s a result of his meditative state or some unknown penchant for yoga, but it certainly gets Joey’s motor running. Having copulated in one unnamed and potentially unnamable position, Chris gets Joey onto his shoulders in a kind of pile driver that opens his ass perfectly for licking. The boy balances on his elbows, moans, and spews profanity in appreciation for the attention, then he works his way up Chris’ body until he’s settled over his cock facing away from him and stroking his own dick.

Joey is no slouch in the dick-size department, and he unloads on himself with drips and strings of cum flying while in reverse. Then it’s Chris’ turn, and this time he’s determined to do the job right. Once again, Joey kneels like a good boy who should, pornographically speaking, swallow cum or at least let it land on him. Will he pull away at the last minute again? Apparently, the rogering he’s received today has rattled some of his inhibitions loose, because Chris emits a stream of ejaculate that lands on Joey’s face from chin to top of his head and not only does the boy not dodge, he cleans off what didn’t manage to reach him.

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