Kissing Booth 2 Star’s Body And Bulge Are UNFREAKINGREAL.GOV

August 4, 2020
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Legit a perfect day.

A post shared by TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ (@taylorzakharperez) on Aug 2, 2020 at 9:24pm PDT

I sometimes scroll through Instagram's search tab to see what hot dead-eyed shirtless #InstaGays the algorithm has in store for me, but last night I saw something that shookmetothecore.gov. The eyes? Not dead. The man? Not gay. The body? UNFREAKINGREAL.GOV/bulge! BTW in everyday conversation with friends I enjoy throwing .gov at the end of statements for dramatic and comedic effect, and since you guys are my best friends, I'm trying it out here. It's soooo good right? JK it's stupid I know. So do my friends.

Anyway the man we're referring to is of course the latest Netflix sensation Taylor Zakhar Perez. He's the star of Kissing Booth 2, and if you thought that Noah Centineo was this generation's breakout Netflix Original Movies starlet, you were sorely mistaken. I'm calling it. Taylor is hotter than Noah. Sorry but also, tbh, not sorry?

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Recalculating route. * * *disclaimer* we all tested negative ❤️ 📸 @stephenbusken

A post shared by TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ (@taylorzakharperez) on Aug 1, 2020 at 8:51pm PDT

If you don't believe me, just check out these insanely sexy pics that Taylor posted to Instagram from his vacation with his Kissing Booth 2 costar Joey King and co. The twenty-eight-year-old actor's pecs, abs, and arms are gloriously defined, and he's popping a maj thigh that could only possibly be rivaled by Pete Buttigieg (OKAY I KNOW NOW THAT IT'S NOT HIS THIGH, OKAY?).

Plus there's the bulge. Oh, the bulge. In the same breathtaking picture that showcases Taylor's hard work at the gym, we can also see that he has one of the meatiest tucks in the biz.

Now, does Taylor Zakhar Perez kinda look like Scott Baio? Of course he does. I'm not blind. But he makes his Scott Baio mug work for him, and I'm living for it. In fact... I'm... livingforit.gov/masturbate.