Landon Mycles Reminds Us Why They Pay Pornstars The Big Bucks

We had met some pornstars before the GayVN awards, but never so many at once. Seeing muscle jock Landon Mycles in person really makes us appreciate the magic he makes in scenes like this recent shoot from Cocksure Men.

The thing about watching pornstars fuck on camera is that not even the highest definition of high definition video can fully capture them in their magnificent, muscle-bound glory. Sure, you might watch Mycles and fellow muscle jock Jimmy Coxx playing a shirtless game of catch in the opening scenes of this clip and think, "wow, these guys are pretty ripped." But then you stand next to them, comparing your own scrawny and/or flabby upper body against their own, and you're like "holy shit, these guys are pretty fucking ripped."

But a successful pornstar can't make it on buffness alone, and Mycles really goes to work in this clip, attacking Coxx's dick like a sex-starved animal. All we have to do for our job is lie around in our underwear and think about porn—and we'd be doing that anyway! A guy like Landon Mycles has to spend hours choking on cock and getting fucked up the ass (which, let's face it, gets less and less enjoyable the longer you do it), and then he has to spend hours at the gym keeping his body super tight. God bless pornstars because we know we wouldn't be very good at it. We enjoy our nightly dinner of two pints of Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk far too much.

· Ball Play: Landon Mycles and Jimmy Coxxx (cocksuremen.com)