“Ski Camp” Warms Up in a Group Hot Tub

Welcome back to a New Zealand winter with Episode Two of "Ski Camp," where cute Aussies compete on the Kiwi slopes to be the most cheek-pinching adorable gay in the Southern Hemisphere. Who get the boot this week?

July 23 to July 31 is Gay Ski Week in Queenstown, New Zealand. A gaggle of gaybois hit the hills, learn to ski, and then vote each other off. It's unclear exactly what they're competing for, or what the ultimate goal is. There's talk of finding out which boy is "holding the group back." But, from what? Getting to back to the bar before it closes?

In this episode, they ski mild challenges, and one player is voted off arbitrarily. Last week, a number named Dan got immunity for being twinkeriffic. The vaunted title of immunity means he has to boot someone off this week. After putzing about on the slopes, the two "bottoms" (cute, right?) turn out to be Mike and Adam. Or was it Brodie and Kirk? We can't really tell the diff. Anyone, one of 'em gets tossed off the mountain as the world wept for the unfortunate.

Nakedness is the real reason we're watching. Since the dead of winter isn't prime season for skin, the boys are coercd into a group hot tub session, then told to parade through the hotel's lobby in nothing but towels. Why? Because we need any excuse for bare flesh.

These cuties are adorably sweet, look fantastic in their speedos, and are as chaste and clean cut as Mickey and Minnie Mouse. The series needs a couple flat out whores, who'll get naked at the drop of a hat and bring saucy sex into the mix. Hopefully, we'll get some in Episode Three.

· WATCH: Episode 2 of Ski Camp hits the slopes (samesame.com.au)