We No Longer Care About “Magic Mike”

On what has become the most depressing day of the year, we learned that the producers of Magic Mike cut an entire scene from the film that featured a solo Matt Bomer striptease. What the fuck were they thinking?

It's absolutely ludicrous to think that anyone in their right mind would cut this man's perfect ass—especially when he's traipsing around in a speedo. Did they think it was going to be too hot? Were they high? There's no telling what could have caused this irreversible lapse in judgement, but we hope that everyone involved with this film has been fired and blacklisted in Hollywood. There's no such thing as "too much Matt Bomer," which is why we brought you 234 Shirtless Photos of Matt Bomer.

Here are the shots of the impossibly gorgeous (and openly gay) Matt Bomer taking his clothes off for panting women. Take it all in, because this is the last time we're ever going to talk about Magic Mike.

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