New 3D Scanning Technology Is Already Being Used Primarily On Penises

Every time there's a new technological breakthrough, the countdown begins to when dudes can pervert it by involving their dicks in some way. The new 3D scanning device known as Scanify isn't even available to the general public yet, but the select few who got one early have already used it primarily to scan their dicks. 

According to Queerty (link below), the company's press release is curiously absent any mention of penises, but it's right there in the subtext.

“When we set out to create Scanify, our goal was to democratize the 3D movement for consumers and, in particular, to allow for the personalization of their creations,” Fuel3C CEO Stuart Mead said in a press release. “Scanify allows consumers to transform highly-complex subjects — such as the human face — into high-detail, full-color 3D scans as quickly as they could take a photo using a digital camera.”

Using Scanify is easy. All a person needs to do is point the device at the subject they’d like to photograph (i.e. their penis) and rotate it around 360-degrees to capture every angle. Once the subject is “mapped,” it’s turned into an image that can then be shared online or sent to a 3D printer. The whole process takes less than one minute.

But don’t get too excited, fellas, because photographing your penis in 3D is going to cost you. Scanify starts at $1,490. It’s currently available for pre-order now from Fuel3D, and is expected to ship in the first quarter of 2015.

So yeah, it looks like it'll only be the super rich popping on this out of the gate. But hey, if you want to see what Rupert Murdoch's dick looks like... You'll have to wait for Sean Hannity to stop sucking it to catch a glimpse.

Via Queerty