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Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Stirs Our Horny Imagination
The ultimate fantasy is having sex with a movie…
Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Fulfills Our Gay Fantasies
From the men we salivated over in famed series…
Celebrate (Belated) Australia Day By Ogling Their Natural Wonders
Sorry, we missed Australia Day by a day, but…
Fleshbot’s New Look Will Make It Easier to Talk about Naked Hugh Jackman
Readers may noticed something seems different…
That Screech You Just Heard Was The Sound Of Every Theater Queen Ejaculating Simultaneously
That’s because the world’s most beautiful men,…
Is Nick Capra Blowing The Whisle On A Major Hollywood Star?
On his blog, pornstar and escort Nick Capra has…
There’s A New Sci-Fi Star To Get Our Geeky Groin Growing
The only nice thing we can say about “X-Men…
We Saw Wolverine Naked And We Can’t Stop Hyperventilating
As soon as we found out a copy of the upcoming…
Wolverine’s Mutant Power is Making Your Penis Explode
If every gay man in American consolidated his dreams and distilled them into one movie, it would surely be “X-Men Origins: Wolverine.” Even the trailer is like watching a Falcon Movie.
First, it stars Undisputed Sexiest Man Alive (and Oscar host) Hugh Jackman—and he spends lots of time running around naked/shirtless and looking all butch. And then check out Liev Schreiber, who isn’t like a gay icon or anything, but looks sexier than usual (must be exposure to Hugh). Don’t forget Ryan Reynolds and “Friday Night Lights” hottie Taylor Kitsch. The only thing that could make this gayer is Jake Gyllenhaal and a cameo by Liza Minnelli (who has as much metal in her body as Wolverine). God, this has the potential to be as hot as “Slutty Summer!” Can you believe they’re going to make us wait five more months to see the movie? First we can’t have the right to get married, and now this. Life is so unfair.
Hold Our Jewelry, Cause Nerve.com Just Taked Shit About Our Boyfriend
We here at Fleshbot Central are a peace-loving people. Usually we just lie around, watching porn, eating baked goods, and inappropriately fondling the interns. But every so often we hear something that makes us throw down our brownie and stand up to fight. Nerve.com, the online magazine about sex for smart people, is trying to rob our boyfriend Hugh Jackman of his “Sexiest Man Alive” title. People magazine just dubbed our hunk of Australian hotness the sexy King and now Nerve is trying to bestow the crown on….Ryan Gosling? Um, what?! First of all Gosling doesn’t have a $100+ movie to promote right now (other things he doesn’t have: a Tony, an accent, muscle tone, the ability to say he wasn’t on the Mickey Mouse Club) and we know he can’t be that hot because there aren’t pervasive rumors among queens that he’s gay. So you hipsters at Nerve can have your fey, tortured “artiste,” we’ve already pledged our heart to Hugh. After the jump, see why he’ll will always be our favorite.
A Shirtless Hugh Jackman Is A Joy Forever
A friend of ours has a theory that Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine was the first overtly sexualized male superhero in film. We agree. Hell, X2 is mostly a series of events designed to get him out of his clothes–or at least dripping wet. Continuing this fine tradition, we present you with new candid photos of Mr. Jackman, poolside and sans shirt.
