Hank’s Public Privates Has Your Sexiest Nudes from Irish Films Just in Time for St. Paddy’s Day, Part 1

1st mention of Irish homosex is (potentially) St Patrick’s Confession, where he turns down sexy sailors: “I refused to suck their breasts for fear of God, but rather hoped they would come to the faith of Jesus Christ, because they were pagans.” Kinda hot - happy St Patrick’s Gay! pic.twitter.com/OeoVWUSwPR

— Tom Hulme (@TomHulme87) March 17, 2021

Well, we're not sure as to the validity of the above quote proving anything about the latent tendencies of those sailors surrounding Saint Patrick, although we really hope such a scene did in fact go down centuries ago. Imagine it: a Catholic leader surrounded by lusty sailors. Talk about bangers and mash! More like banging and smashing! Kudos to X user @TomHume87 for this pic to introduce the latest collection of male celebrity hotties, brought to you by Mr. Man. They found some of the spiciest scenes from Irish films just in time for St. Paddy's Day, and Hank's Public Privates is eager to share. Because sharing is caring!

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Alan McKenna in Without Name (2016)

McKenna is a land surveyor whose grip on reality slowly erodes as he works in the deep forest he's hired to map out. Dark forces are at work here, but they're softened by the views of a naked McKenna as he lies on the ground, humpy rump to the canopy of green above. He gets increasingly unhinged, and naked, as this intriguing horror drama unfolds.

Barry Keoghan in Mammal (2016)

Before he captured our attention in last year's phenomenal psycho-sexual shocker Saltburn, this well-equipped young talent was dropping his trousers in earlier fare, like this family drama costarring Six Feet Under's Rachel Griffiths as a grieving mother who takes in a homeless 18-year-old (Keoghan.) They grow...close...providing our man to show off his wares in a few scenes. That uncut member that closed Saltburn gets its debut here!

Carl Shaaban in The Canal (2014)

This title is a classic ghost story...with extra nudity! Real-life model Shaaban plays the extra-curricular studmuffin of a woman whose family is experiencing spooky goings-on in their very old home. But there ain't nothing to scare us off gazing at that ass!

Chris Walley in The Young Offenders (2016)

When two teens find a lost stash of cocaine, their comedic scrapes with the law, criminals, and everyone else somehow manage to work in some brief nudity, as when Walley runs from the room after an ill-timed, mid-coitus prank.

Daniel Day-Lewis in In the Name of the Father (1993)

This gritty, true-crime story added to Day-Lewis's pedigree as one of the best actors around. He's falsely imprisoned for a London pub bombing and, given that most of the film takes place in prison, there's a lot of not-terribly sexy nudity. If you like your guys naked and punished, then this will turn your shalaleigh hard as stone!

Danny Dyer in Borstal Boy (2000)

Based on the 1958 autobiography of teen IRA volunteer Shawn Hatosy, the action focuses on his arrest and time spent in a reform center where he's placed with English lads ready to romp. Day plays an openly gay sailor who befriends Hatosy, and in one scene, is gruffly taken by a group of boys after a provoking altercation. I.E. more prison sex!

Emmett Scanlan in Savage (2009)

Scanlon is a brief respite of manly flesh flaunted in a hot locker-room scene in this horror crime thriller. It's a gritty and intense ride Darren Healy's character experiences throughout as the violence escalates, but let's relax for a moment to take in Scanlon's full-frontal!

Domhnall Gleeson in Sensation (2011)

Gleeson is what we often imagine when we think "Irish lad." Milky skin and ginger locks, he plays a young farmboy who falls for and opens a brothel with a sex worker. Some tender sex scenes give this pretty young thing a chance to show off his buns, teasing us with a hint of more.

Ewan McGregor in Nora (2000)

Let's bring Part 1 to a close with one of the nudiest celebs to get nekkid all over the place, McGregor! He plays esteemed Irish writer James Joyce in this chronicle of the modernist writer's tumultuous life-long marriage to the impoverished working-class Nora. Their first sexual encounter, pictured above, was mentioned in his famed and difficult book Ulysses. So if the movie doesn't give you enough to get you going, you can always read about it as described in the most convoluted manner possible!

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