On their first day in paradise, other pleasure seekers might take to the beach or thumb tabloids by the pool, but this daddy waits till hubby’s put down for his nap and films a joyful tropical jerkoff video to share with those of us back in the daily grind. So much better than a poly-blend t-shirt.
If we had a dick as big as Bjens, we’d be wagging it all around too! This masked man seems to be giving himself the regular j/o treatment until a finger up his butt sends electricity through his body.
Being good fashion conscious homosexuals, we…
He has on a harness, armbands, gauntless, boots,…
Straight people don’t get cockrings just like they don’t get Speedos and Kylie Minogue (at least in America)—and it really is a shame, because this device could make sex so much better.
Not only will the gentleman get a harder, bigger-looking cock, but his female partner will also get a harder, bigger-looking cock. If we were in business school, we’d say it’s a win-win. We know that cockrings are handy to get a top hard enough to force his way into a (hopefully) tight crevice, and we get a great demonstration of that here. If it weren’t for that little strip of leather, this poor guy might never get his soldier at stiff enough attention to invade Assbeckistan. Twisted military metaphors aside, our favorite thing about the Arab strap: it lets you wear an accessory even when you’re naked. Bling!
