Good Things Cum in Threes: Top Celebrity Dick of 2023, Pt. 3 by Hank’s Public Privates

January 9, 2024
HANK ORSO

Hold up hold up. MORE?! There's more! 2023 was certainly a banner year for full-frontal gay and straight characters, and unabashed scenes of gay sex. Mr. Man collected some of the most blatant and beautiful shots of celeb dick last year, and there were just too many to cram into one post! Hopefully, you've had time to rehydrate after feasting on the dick buffet that was found in Pts. 1 and 2. So let's see who we have to round out this tasty selection, this buffet of beef, this charcuterie board of cinematic delights as we give you the last, but certainly not least, of the best dicks of 2023!

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Vladimir Zombori in The Game of Trust

This Bulgarian flick revolves around men, women, sexual head games, and the hard banging that can come from all of...that. When it comes to "head games" we could play all night long with the head at the end of Zombori's

Sonny Ciarlillo in Manodrome

Are you on Santa's naughty or nice list? I'm thinking either way you'll get some kind of treat cumming down your chimney! Mr. Man describes Manodrome as "the Fight Club of the QAnon world" wherein star Jesse Eisenberg loses his mind, but not before he's fucked in a stairwell. But if a chunky homeless man in a red suit is more your speed we have Ciarlillo unwrapping his gifts on a street corner!

Marco Garcia-Ballare, Josh Shibata in Lion Girl

Aliens emerge from a meteor and proceed to bring the annihilation of mankind by feasting on our soul's energy. And somehow in all the wacky craziness, director Kurando Mitsutake manages to work in a bunch of nudity! YAY! Apocalypse! From the looks of those muscles, I think we're done for, but what a way to go!

Eric Brody and Taylor Byron Barr in Minx

In this seventies-based series about the creation of a porn magazine for women, there's ample room for all the male nudity that struts about the stage. Or in the case of Brody and Barr, they get to lie back and take it!

Asa Butterfield in Sex Education

While the projected image on the screen as Butterfield fumbles with his phone in front of a roomful of classmates might be a body double, if you've ever seen naked British men, you can imagine that the real thing between his legs isn't far off.

Richard Armitage in Obsession

51-year-old Armitage shows the youngsters how it's done in this sordid family drama about May/December infidelity. He shows a lot of skin and ass, and this quick shot of just what he's using to cheat with.

Augustín Machta in Horseplay

Straight dudes head off for a getting-to-know-yourself male bonding retreat in the woods where a lot of male bonding occurs! Watch as the others get to know Machata just a bit better as they enter the splash zone!

Cooper Koch in Swallowed

And lastly, Koch is a cartel mule in this horror-ish thriller, and Mr. Man wants you to know that there's a lot of dick, but it's not exactly wrapped in a sexy package. Oh it's a big package, but if you're looking for love, or even lust, Then enjoy the scene, but not the movie.

That's it for 2023, and we look forward to more dick and ass in 2024!

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