It Looks Like Someone Lit A Blowtorch To Chris Pratt In New Ass Pic

July 2, 2019 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency


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Suns out guns out I might have got a toouuuch crispy on the honeymoon #Aloe

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Hollywood's snarkiest starlet and religious zealous who dumped Anna Faris to pursue fucking models for Christ Chris Pratt is getting sassy on Instagram! Ever since he graduated from being the cute, sexy, and fun-loving Andy on Parks and Recreation to being a roving cloud of protein powder, Pratt has enjoyed showing off all of his hard work at the gym on Instagram. And this latest snap, well, it's no exception.

Pratt was honeymooning with his new wifey Katherine Schwarzenegger when he accidentally got a little too much sun. Just a tad. A dusting. A butterfly kiss from the galaxy. He looks like he was lit on fire.

In order to show off just how much Chris fucked up his skin, he included his tan line and ass in the pic, and I'd say I stan, except that I don't and this does nothing for me. Except make me slather on sunscreen at my desk. Fucking barf. Let us know your thoughts below!!! <3333

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