Dick Down December: Hottest Man Butts We’d Take Down

Dick Down December: Hottest Man Butts We'd Take Down

Ho Ho HOE! It's hard to believe the December is already here and the holiday lights are up, grey sweatpants are in full season, and pumpkin spice lattes are being bought left and right. While we didn't really celebrate No Nut November (we can't condone the prohibition of jerking off), we sure as hell are going to celebrate Dick Down December! Not only are men encouraged to masturbate often, but they are also encouraged to go out and fornicate! Holiday hookups? Yes, please! This month we will be highlighting hot men and hot topics that we would sure dick down gladly! This round, we are celebrating some of the hottest man butts we'd gladly dick down!

This edition is curated by @Coach Jake Hank, your daily dose of muscle and thicc ass!

Though we miss the speedos and tank tops worn during the summer months, we gladly welcome grey sweatpants season when butts and bulges are plainly in sight. Check out the sunset on these magnificent globes. What a way to start Dick Down December!

 

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Sometimes less is more and the hint of a jockstrap makes us hard to imagine what the full picture looks like. Guys who show off like this just get us going. Clearly, this guy is showing that he wants to get dicked down!

 

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While celebrating Dick Down December, we gays must remember to wear pants with the right fit. This guy's tailor must have been gay, these pants are literally painted on and show off this guy's muscle butt perfectly.

 

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Do you like your guys with a bit of an edge? Tattooed guys just make us swoon. Tattoos and a big round bubble butt? Deck our halls!

 

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How about a little muscle butt twerk in slow motion? With those cheeks clapping, we know who we want to dick down.

 

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When our friends ask us why we spend so much time near the squat section of the gym.

 

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While at the gym it is important not to forget your stretches, especially if you are showing off your man cakes for Dick Down December.

 

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Did you know that you can stretch in the sauna room?

 

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Pumpkins aren't just for Halloween!

 

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Ok, yes, we know this is AI but damn, you can see his Rocks!

 

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Is this guy cheering for the team or Dick Down December?

 

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These undies are holding themselves together for dear life.

 

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Awww, the dog days of summer!

 

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This is the only time we will support the idea of jean shorts.

 

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What are some of the butts you want to celebrate Dick Down December with?

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