Grindr Fails: Teacher’s Pet, Freezing Twunks, Biden, & More!

July 29, 2024
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails:

No one said dating was easy. But sometimes, it can make us chuckle. Even when we are horny, we gays can read someone to filth. Curating Grindr Fails is one of our favorite parts of the week. There must be something in the air this week because some of these Fails were on fire! Check out some of our faves:

Be honest, does bad grammar turn you off or are you too intent on the hookup to care? Check this guy out, talk about being your teacher's pet. If you saw your teacher on Grindr, what would you do? LOL.

Wait, is this the same guy from above? What's next, a scantron test before hooking up? It's a hookup, not a study session! Also, if a guy is a little dumb, he's bound to be good in bed. Ha!

We've heard plenty of excuses from bottoms, why not just say you aren't in the mood? And then relaying your fake excuses to a potential date on Grindr? Gurrrllll....and leave the family dog out of it! LOL

There's always that awkward moment when a hookup overstays their welcome. While not environmentally conscious, this is a method we haven't tried yet.

Imagine a coven of twinks just circling around, comparing notes? And yes, many gays on Grindr or only window-shopping or "networking." LOL.

Ummm...we love supportive families proud of their bottom sons, but this next one is a boner killer. Can you imagine that awkward car ride? Oh, Grindr, the place for crazies.

This one is in honor of Election 2024. Check out this Grindr guy, he knows how to mix politics and pleasure. There is hope for the future! It would have been a big "no" if he would have said Fox News.

Ahhh, the young gays. At least this twink didn't say Blue's Clues. The generation of gays will never know the struggle of dealing with a scratched CD.

Talking about race on Grindr is such a hot topic. We all have preferences, but sometimes we should keep them to ourselves and just block or continue scrolling. This is a pretty funny response though.

Ok, we wanted to save one of our faves this week for last. We love a Grindr guy with a sense of humor, this guy made us smile and we'd certainly smash him and take his cock for a walk.