Grindr Fails: Catfishing, Bad Grammar, And Bottom Sabotage

Oh my goodness! Hi there! And welcome to Grindr Fails!! If you like to see awkward and funny Grindr exchanges, this is the place for you! There’s no shortage of craziness online, and I’m bringing you some of my favorites of the week! Someone is out here trying to openly send the wrong face pictures! It’ll make sense later. Is grammar important? Or is it just your mom’s mom? And is it weird to see someone in public and then message them about it? We’re going to get into all of it! So keep reading! 

Am I the only one who thinks the guy in blue deserves a Nobel Peace Prize? This is the level of pettiness that I aspire to. He really is going to such great lengths to bully this guy. On the other hand, the guy in the yellow tried to clock the guy! And let me tell you one thing: not a soul can clock! The audacity of this man to see someone at a grocery store, peep their shopping cart, then message them on Grindr commenting on what they bought! That’s not cute. If you see me somewhere and you don’t have the balls to come over and say hi, do not message me on an app describing what I wore or what I was doing. That’s weird. Don’t be that person.

I believe this is what we in the business call a misdirect! The guy in the yellow chat really was confused about why a person would be awake at 6:47 am. Well Mary, people have jobs! And for most jobs, you wake up in the morning! And when you wake up in the morning, you get morning wood! And when you get morning wood, you will probably open Grindr! But the guy in blue is ready to shake things up. He says he’s only on to read all of the bad grammar because it makes him feel better about himself! That is so shady! But also same. I’m always shocked at the bad grammar on the apps. The education system has failed us!

I am so sick and tired of having this conversation. I am thick and tired, really! Having to ask for the face pic is one thing. We should not be asking to see a person’s face before engaging in sexual activities! So that’s strike one for the guy in the blue. But then he responds asking if it has to be his face. Duh!! I’m already over this man. Not only is he not willing to send a picture, but now he’s basically admitting that he sends fake pictures! He needs to go! Block him! Delete the app! Take away the rights! We have all seen enough!

That's all for this week! Come back next week to see what shenanigans we'll get into next!

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