Man Crush: The Aloha Trainer Shows His Goods

February 6, 2024
ALEXANDER

You know us, we are always scouring the socials to see what new content creators we can bring to your attention that have definitely caught ours. Our Man Crush column is one of our favorite columns to put together, our homework is so, pardon the pun, hard.

With us still going through the winter blues, we thought we would travel overseas for some sun, buns, and bulges. Clearly enjoying the sunshine that Hawaii has to offer, The Aloha Trainer gives us a lot to look at. He's a hot muscle guy with daddy energy. He is a bona fide personal trainer with a great tan, beautiful eyes, and a gorgeous mug. We love watching him workout. Check out why:

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I mean he's clearly working. And he's cleary showing off. Who else wears shorts like that showing off the jockstraps and clearly massive bulge moving back and forth? His social media on Instagram and TikTok both have the logo monikered with "Aloha by the Footlong." Indeed.

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Even when he's inspiring with his words and walking around casually, he's still sharing his bulge with the world. That is some motivational fitness we can get behind. Can imagine that Man Crush walking around just freeballing like that? He must cause a public sensation.

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We also love how he flirts with the camera. He knows exactly why we are on his socials, he knows exactly what he's doing with dressing up that bulge. Go ahead, Man Crush, make our day.

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Is there any outfit that he can wear that doesn't show off and make us look at that bulge? Can you imagine seeing him train at the gym?

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He's become popular on Instagram and TikTok, and of course, we had to peek at his OnlyFans. We almost poked our eye out, he's all real, he's all there.

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If you didn't know him before, you're welcome. With that body, that personality, and that BULGE, you can see why he is our Man Crush of the Week. Aloha, yasssss!