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Hello, beautiful angel of my life! Your Monday just got so much more exciting! I'm back with all of the fiercest pop culture news headlines that you need to know! These are the things you'll want to bring up at the water cooler, or wherever people with jobs do their gossiping. Katy Perry is taking a vow of sobriety?! What's that about? A Wisconsin school district is banning a Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton song from their spring concert! The U.S. Army had to quickly change ads involving Jonathan Majors! Why though? I'll explain it all! The drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey is getting way too real! And of course, we have to talk about the Gwenyth Paltrow ski accident trial! I'm giving you all that, and some lovely porn clips for your perusal. Wow, I'm so nice! Enjoy!

 

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Everything You Need to Know About Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ski-Collision Trial

The gays have been creating all sorts of memes surrounding Gwenyth Paltrow’s ski trial. But I don’t think many of us know much about what happened. Terry Sanderson, a 76-year-old retired optometrist, is suing her for allegedly hitting him while skiing. He claims to have suffered physical and mental injuries due to this encounter, which happened back in 2016. Gwyneth was initially being sued for $3.1 million in damages, but that amount was later reduced to $300,000 after the judge dismissed some of the plaintiff’s claims. Both parties claim that the other is at fault. Gwenyth famously complained that she lost half a day of skiing because of this! Someone pray for her! Videos of the trial are surfacing online, and it is insane! I’m loving every minute of it! 

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Joe Gorga, Louie Ruelas Nearly Come to Blows as Family Feud Explodes on RHONJ

Any Real Housewives stan will tell you that the drama between Teresa and her brother has been going on for what feels like a million years. It seems like they always find the smallest thing to be mad about, and then they fight about it for an entire season. I am so sick of it. That being said, I can’t stop watching! This current season has a lot to do with Teresa’s wedding and why Melissa (Joe’s wife and Teresa’s sister-in-law) wasn’t in the wedding. But this week’s episode featured a huge blow-up between Joe and Louie (Teresa’s current husband). There was talk of a business dealing that fell through. Allegedly Louie invested $250,000 in a pizza oven business to honor Teresa’s late father. Joe was going to be a partner in the business and claimed that Louie only wanted to give him 5% of the company. Joe wanted 50%, but Louie said that if he wants a higher percentage, he should have invested more. I’m with Louie on this one. You have to check out the episode to see all the drama unfold. It’s streaming now on Peacock!

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Army quickly plans new ads after Jonathan Majors' arrest

Jonathan Majors is having a moment right now. He was just cast as Kang in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He absolutely slayed in Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania, and he's slated to appear in a bunch more Marvel titles. He is the main villain of this phase in the MCU, so he’s a very big deal! So it alarmed me to see headlines about him being arrested for assault and harassment. He was set to appear in some recruiting ads for the Army, and now they’re frantically trying to pull together new ads. Allegedly the Army fell short of their recruitment goal last year and were probably hoping these ads would help. Jonathan Majors’ dispute is said to have been with a woman. But his attorney says there is evidence that will clear Majors of any charges. So maybe there’s a misunderstanding in all this! I’m hoping everything comes to light, and Marvel can avoid any scandal.

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Wisconsin school district bans Miley Cyrus-Dolly Parton duet with ‘rainbow’ in title

This headline makes me want to actually scream. Melissa Tempel is a first-grade teacher at Heyer Elementary School. This year her class was preparing for their Spring concert, which was supposed to have a theme of world unity and peace. Melissa decided to include the song “Rainbowland” by Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. The song is about inclusion but as soon as the students finished learning it, the school administration asked her to remove the song. In a statement, the school district said that the song was removed because some of its lyrics “could be deemed controversial”. Some of the song’s lyrics are “Wouldn’t it be nice to live in paradise, where we’re free to be exactly who we are, Living in a Rainbowland, where you and I go hand in hand. Oh, I’d be lying if I said this was fine, all the hurt and the hate going on here.” It’s a little suspicious that the school district is demanding that they remove the song. It seems to have such a positive message. My guess is they just see the word rainbow and think it’s something gay.

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Katy Perry ‘Made a Promise’ to Orlando Bloom to Stay Sober for 3 Months: ‘I Want to Quit’

Katy Perry is making headlines since she was seen at a cocktail event in New York City last Monday. She declined a drink, saying that she is attempting to stay sober for three months. She’s a little over a month in and even joked about the sobriety pact being difficult. This is something she says she’s doing with her fiancé Orlando Bloom. She’s a mommy now and says she can’t drink like she used to in her twenties. Well, join the club, sweetie! Apparently the bar that night was stocked with Katy Perry’s line of non-alcoholic drinks, De Soi. I didn’t know the diva made mocktails! Hopefully, she makes it through the entire three months! I will be checking in! And who knows? She might even fall in love with sobriety and adopt the sober lifestyle forever! Probably not though.

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