White Trash Wednesday Has a Wide Range of Stroking Guys For Your Down-n-Dirty Pleasures

August 24, 2022
HANK ORSO

Yer boy Hank here has been bulging up solo jacking dudes for White Trash Wednesday like a priest with blue balls, but I'm ready to unleash them all on you. Get ready for the splatter! I've got southern bubbas, hairy and smooth, young smokers, and a Fleshlight! If you want to go directly to any of the sites mentioned, just click on their respective banner.

A Self-Tasting Dude

Defiant Boyz brings you Axel, a young college-aged dude with a sack full of cum just itching to unload it. As he sits and watches straight porn, his hand wraps itself around his sweet meat, his lithe, hairy chest rising and falling with his low, heavy breath. I love his scruffy goatee and his full bush as he works his dick, ignoring the camera posted on him to catch every moment of his lust. The trailer above may not capture the best of this scene, which comes with his absolutely explosive cum shot that rockets out of his shaft, splattering against his shoulder and face which he swipes at with a finger, tasting it nonchalantly. You know, like every straight guy does!

A Smoking Dude

For some (many) dudes, smoking is a fetish. Sure we know of the plethora of cigar aficionados out there. There's a magazine devoted to the celebs and regular folk who love a good cock in their mouth. Er uh, I mean classy, refined cigar. (Please, it's as much a kink fetish for them as it is for the Bears and they know it!) And there's Smoke Out in Las Vegas, a kink gathering of like-minded men who can't get enough of the taste, feel and smell. But cigarettes have their own kink niche. Definitely low-brow, blue-collar in its vibe, not fancy. And over at Boys Smoking, they feature hot young men lighting up their sticks and pulling their puds or sucking each other off. Meet Puppy, an affable young guy, handsome, smooth, lightly muscled, with a dick in one hand and a dick-euphamism in the other. Sucking away on his ciggie, he jacks his fine cock until his hand just won't do it, so he pulls out a Fleshlight so he can replicate the feel of his erection sliding in and out of some fine (man ass!) prom queen pussy until he's blowing this thick cream.

A Working Dude

Workin' Men XXX brings you a second scene with hot-as-fuck southern ex-prisoner Ray. This hairy ginger hardbody has a killer bod, tatted and slightly furry, and an equally killer manhood erupting in ropey strands of hot jizz. He's a bit of an anomaly for the site as he allows the cameraman to play with his ass a bit, getting his hairy crack spread as fingers pry open his backside and explore his manhole. I can only imagine the hot sex he had in that hole, while he was "in the hole." He says he's up for a scene with another guy and damn do I hope that happens!

A Country (Bear) Dude

A site I've never covered before is Pits and Pubes, dedicated to, well, the full bushy goodness that resides in a man's nether regions. While the men themselves aren't necessarily hairy (though I love when they are!) it's the musky manly areas of sweat-soaked armpits and cock bush that get all the attention here. As the guys work themselves up to full raging hard-ons fondling their bodies, running their fingers through the luxurious hair that resides in those crevices, the camera gets in close. And I mean close so you can see every drop of sweat, lube, and eventually, spunk that hangs on the hairs, matting and sticking and played with. In the scene "Torrid Trailer Trash" we meet Mac, a Jack-swilling country boy who yanks his crank without even bothering to take his clothes off. He just undoes his shirt and the tops of his Daisy Dukes, letting his fingers run languidly through his copious amounts of hair as his cock grows and the camera slowly moves over his body, his beard, his chest, his belt buckle, his dick. I love the sound of his deep breath as his lust builds to a feverish rate, his handsome bearded face pinched with eyes closed as the cum spills over his hand.

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