Our Weekend Toss-Off … Er, Toss-Up

September 12, 2008
STURTLE

Maybe it's because we've had a very long week, or maybe we're victims of adult ADD, or maybe it's just because we looooove self-love so much. But Team Fleshbot has had a hard time agreeing on a candidate for today's Today In Masturbation crush object. See, intern Edouard loves the twinkish one like Andykaybc. And he also loves Michael Lucas, so watching Andy shove a plastic facsimile of the everyone's favorite porn fashionista up his ass is like the best two-for-one offer ever. Intern Gustav, on the other hand, is a fan of bearish varieties and dirty talk drives him wild. So nyitaliantop's new clip featuring his pal Redneck Joey is pretty much a perfect ten in his book. And intern Ike really gets off on headless cumshot videos featuring straight guys with dicks like po-boy loaves--so naturally, he hasn't stopped talking about exhibite's latest master(batory) work. It's a sticky situation, to be sure. Maybe you could check their selections yourself and tell us which one gets your vote? (And yes, our interns do all happen to share names with storms in the 2008 hurricane season. It's just a coincidemce, we swear.)