Michael Lucas Takes On The Fashion Industry

Are you one of those gays who loves to suck cock but can't quite match plaids? Well fear no more: Michael Lucas has arrived to help us all. On his new fashion blog, He of the Sculpted Cheekbones plans to give his inestimable opinion on fashion, culture, shopping, and travel: "I'll be giving insider updates from fabulous places all over," says Lucas. "It could be watersports on Lake Como, or L'Espadon in the Paris Ritz ..." Sure, you can drag out all those hoary (whore-y?) jokes about pornstars taking clothes off, not putting them on, but honestly: can you think of anyone better suited to talk about watersports on Lake Como?

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