“Dickin’ Around” Shows You How Not to Have Sex

Hot House's newest title has three really awesome scenes, however the one that you're going to remember is the one that will remind you of every bad trick you've ever brought home.

Vinnie D'Angelo fucks newcomer Max Sinclair in the first scene, and it doesn't seem to be an experience he enjoys. Sinclair is like that muscled, hairy, sexy guy who you flirt with online for weeks, and then when you get him over is bad in the sack. Not only does he talk too much and not do what he's told, but you can't seem to keep your dick in his ass for more than 30 seconds at a time because of all the moving around and squirming he's doing.

That's just what happens to our man Vinnie, and we swear we can read the frustration on his face as he tries to order Sinclair around—and not in that butch bossy top way but in that, "please cut it out so I can just get off and get out of here already" way. It's a little painful to watch, but also kind of enjoyable because it's a scene that many of us have already lived through.

After that, you'll really enjoy the rest of the movie which has Ethan Wolfe and Johnny Gunn and Bruno Bond and Ty LeBeouf showing off their versatility with each other, and a three-way by a pool with Fleshbot Loathe Object Pat Bateman (who proves he can't dive into the water, but has to jump feet and hold his nose while he does it—what a ponce!).

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