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Sometimes people put music in their Xtube videos to pretty delightful (or delightfully terrifying) effect. Sometimes. On the other hand, sometimes people put music in their Xtube videos and it turns out like this.

MattxNxTexas is a perfectly sexy man and we have to admit, we were pretty excited to watch him jerk it on camera. Then the lame house remix of "How Will I Know" by Whitney Houston started blasting out of our speakers. Wow. Total fucking boner killer. Make no mistake, homosexuality does indeed come with an automatic lifetime membership in the Whitney Worship Fan Club, and we're no exception. But of all the things that this particular music video has given us: erections? No. Wrong. Absolutely not.

· Ohhh Man :D (xtube.com)