Baby Wants to Fuck!

Xtube has provided us with some pretty bizarre mind-fucks over the years, but never before have we seen a video that takes masturbation and imbues it with all the freakiness of a David Lynch film.

That singular accomplishment belongs to Xtube user sexyperv whose adult diaper-wearing, teddy bear-fucking antics take us straight back to some of the more mind-bendingly fucked up scenes from Lynch's 1986 classic, Blue Velvet. And don't think it's just the sight of a grown man wearing a diaper and jacking off with a teddy bear that's got us a little freaked. (Seriously, it's not like we've never been on the internet before.) But take the whole sexy baby theme, throw in a soundtrack of thumping electro-house and a cock-sized whole for that man-diaper, and you've got something truly disturbing.

And we mean all of this as a compliment. With a username like sexyperv we can only assume that "disturbing" and "fucked-up" are at least part of the effect this guy is going for. If so, we applaud him. It's not every day that an Xtube video gives us the heebie-jeebies.

· Humpin my Plushie in a Diaper (xtube.com)