Porn’s Newest, Hottest Gay Couple Already Has The Competition Beat

It was just last week that tattooed twink Chris Porter and certifiable muscle god Samuel Colt officially announced that they were boyfriends. In wishing them a long and happy relationship, here's 5 pornstar couples who's example they shouldn't follow.

After these boys spent all summer hanging off each other's arms and tweeting cute pictures of themselves at Disney World, we should have known they were more than just friends. Then again, the pornstar couple is a rare and elusive beast. Porter and Colt are in a fairly new relationship, so we think it's likely that they've been happy for pretty much the entirety of their time together. Hopefully the example of these less successful pornstar couples will keep them that way.

Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas: One of the hottest pornstar power couples in recent memory, Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas broke our hearts when they broke up with each other. Boys, please don't start a joint blog. Watching it disintegrate during a breakup will be the worst feeling for your fans. And if you must start a joint blog, try to stay together until your readers go off to college at least.
The Jarics: These boys put the "fun" in "dysfunctional." In the span of four months they managed to break up, get back together, break up again, get back together, and then get in a huge fight that sent one of them to jail. Which one, we are not sure. We could never tell those two bastards apart.
The Peters Twins: Speaking of dysfunctional, Bel Ami's genetically identical, "incest is best" duo may still be perfectly happy together (though goodness knows that hasn't always been the case), but…well…you know. The incest.
Steve Daigle And Trent Locke: We had such high hopes for these guys! Between their fantastic Cocksure Men scene together and that ridiculously cute voting PSA they shot together, we were sure these two were in it for the long haul. Sadly, by the time that PSA came out things had already taken a turn for the worse. What's the only thing worse for a relationship than commitment issues or long distance? Misdemeanor assault.
Damien Crosse and Fracesco D'Macho: Wait a second, these two are actually a great example to follow. They got hitched over a year ago, both of their careers continue to do really well, and they've still managed to avoid ending up with their names splattered all over the gay porn gossip rags for any ridiculous drama. Chris, Sam, we beg of you: be like these guys, please.