This Is the Last Time You’ll Ever See the Jarics Fuck

April 22, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

It's official, Aden and Jordan Jaric, gay porn's only monogamous couple broke up. The news spread yesterday. How are we going to believe in marriage when even these two couldn't make it?

We picked the pair, who had been together for five years but didn't start making porn until 2007 with Falcon's "Endless Crush." You know it's real because it's been verified by Facebook, so if they bothered changing status, then you know it's legit. Even the studio thought they were a fad at first, but their monogamous lifestyle and killer bodies really caught on with stars and they kept booking scene after scene. We always figured that the studio would get they to do a threeway before they broke up, but we guess we're going to have to keep that fantasy in the spank bank rather than in reality. Since the break is still fresh there is no word yet on whether Aden (the one with the dark hair and the beard) or Jordan (the blond) will continue on with solo porn careers like porn's last monogamous couple, Daniel Marvin and Pedro Andreas, did after their breakup. Well, boys, we wish you the best of luck sorting this out, but don't think that because you're through we want to stop seeing either one of you.