Levi Poulter Makes Cheesy Romance Devilishly Sexy

Longtime Fleshbot favorite Levi Poulter has popped up in a sensuous photo shoot with Brian Amaral, which is paired with a ridiculously cornball pseudo-poem. Behold the power of Levi: He even makes nonsensical love songs sound tres sexy.

The poem appears on this site, and takes our breath away in a very different way than Levi and Brian. A sampling:

"This is not accidental, nor is it dream. This is just the right separation arrangements. Do not believe in tears, do not believe that the change. But we are sure that we can be closely eventually."

Sounds like a very messy divorce. Why such grim longings with such sexy photos? Perhaps it represents a hook-up fantasy. Is the poet too choked up to write full sentences?

"How to get back to your heart? What should I do? Then you can enter my dream. I would like to think, hope and wait. We look forward to the first love. I hope to look at your smiling face again."

Uh, seeing him again won't be the first love, unless we're talking about being born-again virgins, which neither of these studs can pass for.

"That night, you did not refuse me. That night, I hurt you. That night, you sobbing. That night, you get drunk for me. That night, you and I break up."

That night, an incredible buzzkill. Girl, we've been there, but if his man didn't refuse him, and got drunk for him, the poet's insane to have hurt the dude. This relationship is a bed full of crazy.

"That night, my heart has been broken child. However, this charming night, we can not sleep. We will keep the beautiful reunion for a long time."

His heart has been broken, chile! Either the writer's native tongue isn't English, or this queer bit of writing somehow lost its mojo in Google Translate. At least there's a happy ending, as it always must be when Levi Poulter's involved.

· Levi Poulter and Brian Amaral: Charming Night (aflcoolman.bestmalediaries.com)