Dylan Roberts Invented “Dick Bathing”

Then again, there's not much Josh could do that wouldn't leave us in complete awe. The fact that his thick pelt and stringy facial hair exists just drives us wild and he's one of the only people that can rock a big, tangled bush. Rule of thumb is: if we can still see your abs through your body hair, your body hair is hot.

Our love for Josh Long aside, there's a couple fantasies this scene is fulfilling for us:

1. This is a classic big dude/little dude pairing. We're supposed to think that Dylan's huge arms, defined chest and height advantage make him a top, but our little man Josh always comes out on top. He has a tendency to look bored sometimes, but it totally feeds into his cocky, dom top attitude. You can't really grasp the size difference between these two studs until Dylan wraps his legs around Josh and you realize his thighs are about the size of Josh's waist. Grrr.

2. These guys are polar opposites. Dylan has this laid-back, California tie-die beach bum look, and Josh is totally a scruffy, East Coast city-slicker. They're on completely opposite sides of the gay stereotype spectrum—where would these guys even meet in real life? Unless Josh picked Dylan up at a bathhouse, we're totally not buying it. They're completely different, and therefore anonymous.

3. Blowjobs, blowjobs, blowjobs! Everyone loves a good BJ, and Dylan knows that. He takes every available opportunity to consume every inch of Josh's stiff cock and even stops mid-fuck to wrap his lips around it again. We're talking some serious blowing too. Like, bathing dick.

4. Josh Long does this.

It's not really a fantasy, per se, but if all of your fantasies don't include Josh Long fucking you from behind with his fingers locked behind his head, your fantasies are crap.

· Watch Josh Long pound the hell out of Dylan Roberts (DominicFord.com)

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