James Marsden and Jack Black Have Sex In The D Train Movie

September 2, 2015
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I kinda can't believe that I'm writing this, but I kinda can. The D Train (2015) came out in May to little fan fair. It's about teen nerd turned adult nerd, Dan Landsman (Jack Black), who is the head of his high school's class reunion committee. Crippled by the thought of a sad, empty gymnasium with partially deflated balloons and off-brand Big Lots Oreos, Dan seeks out the coolest kid in school, Oliver Lawless (James Marsden), to make an appearance and ensure the party's success. Oliver's life only got better after school, and when we find him the stud is working as the face of a Banana Boat ad campaign. Since the movie only made $669,688 in its entire run, I'm guessing Banana Boat is reworking its product placement strategy.

The part of The D Train that I'm dying about isn't Jack Black's patented brand of quirky humor. That has me dying in a different way. No, I'm dying because Jack Black and James Marsden end up forming a romantic relationship, and in addition to making out in front of the cameras, wake up in bed together with a brief flashback to a sex scene! Guess who's the bottom...