Viggo Mortensen Very Full Frontal in Captain Fantastic

September 12, 2016
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Viggo Mortensen received rave reviews from critics for his performance as a hippie, naturalist-esque father in Captain Fantastic, and interestingly also got rave reviews in my pants due to his epic full frontal scene! Since reading shady reviews is more fun than watching movies most of the time, I scoured the positives out there for something that a drag queen would say and finally found this quote from The Guardian's Peter Bradshaw's one star review: "(Captain Fantastic) star(s) someone who is essentially a cross between Charles Manson and Captain von Trapp." Oh hon ay / werk / library is open!

Like Manson and Trapp, Mortensen is down to clown, and has gone very nude in eight movies previous to Captain Fantastic. The 57-year-old Mortensen proves in Captain Fantastic that he's seriously sexier than ever, and although THAT scene from Eastern Promises gave us all the dick as well as the elusive butthole shot, this new nude scene is well lit, lengthy, and reminds the world that the blue-eyed Danish dreamer is one of the most unassuming hotties in Hollywood. You KNOW that when that cock unfurls it's a true taint tickler! Check out all the sexy nude Viggo Mortensen pictures in the gallery! Do you think he looks........... fantastic? :/