Rami Malek Butt in Mr. Robot
Rami Malek is one of the sexiest things around these days, and just doubled his nude repertoire with a lengthy ass-baring scene on hit series Mr. Robot! The 36-year-old has the tightest body you could possibly imagine and an adorable butt that just, ugh, I don't even know. It's the sun. And the moon. And the fucking stars. Mr. Robot has become a Gay Internet staple due to last year's hot hot HOT gay sex scene with Martin Wallström and Mitchell Winter, who do it like they do on the discovery channel - doggie style!
The fact that Rami Malek isn't gay hasn't fazed the Gay Internet, as he makes it onto the blogs anytime he does literally anything. I'm sure the task force created by Nick Jonas and James Franco to wipe out the competition is on this, and after the new wave of Rami coverage due to the nude shot de jour, Rami's actually probably already been taken out. Not today Rami, not on Nick and James' watch!
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In the nude Mr. Robot scene, Rami Malek is subjected to a strip searched in prison, and after thinking he can get away with just stripping down to his bulge-baring boxer briefs, is told to go completely naked by the thirsty officer. All in the line of booty! He states:
Bend over, spread your ass. Bend over, Spread 'em!
Overexcited Officer Parched is the real winner here as he gets the money shot, but I'll definitely settle for the surprising amount of butt action we get from Malek in the unexpected scene. The actor showed off his heaven-sent ass in 2014's Aaron Paul-led Need for Speed, but it actually looks better in this week's episode of Mr. Robot IMHO.
The stunning Malek is 5' 9", but usually if someone is actually 5' 9" they inch up to 5' 10" to get that all important extra digit, SO, he's 4' tall. The little munchkin has jawline for days, an adorable thick head of hair, and Lauren Conrad-caliber things under his eyes. My coworker says he looks like a pug, but I see flirty and fun Lauren Conrad.
Now, do some spreading of your own and check out the full clip, as well as his 2014 ass in Need for Speed in the gallery for comparison!
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