Most people have THAT celebrity who really tickles their taint, and today is the day we sound off on who that special someone is! Obviously I've been really coy about my celebrity crush. (JKJKJK I would get crabs for Nick Jonas.) But now it's YOUR turn to tell us which celebrity you want to fuck into oblivion!
A few weeks ago we got real about the sexiest Disney characters. I may or may not have rewatched Zootopia again last night, and my friend may or may not have said "DAMN" when Nick Wilde donned his police costume. My friend then may or may not have said "I love a fox in uniform." I may or may not need new friends. Anyway, in the comment section of the Disney post we started to touch ourselves on which actual, real life person we hold near and queer to our hard, and now it's time for all of you to spill the deets!
Whether it's an actor you grew up lusting, someone you fell in love with on your favorite television show, the guy who helped you and your dick realize that you were homosensual, or a rando that you came across on the Internet, there's a good chance one celebrity in particular has made an especially large deposit in your spank bank.
Here are some sexy male celebrities to help get the thinking process started. This is just a tiny sampling of all the gorgeous men in Hollywood, so don't feel limited to these guys. Tell us your number one celebrity crush below! (Examples chosen at RANDOM and in no particular order.)
Nick Jonas
Zayn Malik, Oops, I mean just Zayn
Justin Bieber
Ryan Phillippe (as the missing Village Person)
Zac Efron
Ryan Gosling
Chris Hemsworth
Matt Bomer
Idris Elba
Ryan Reynolds
Taye Diggs
Channing Tatum
Hugh Jackman
Chris Pratt
Jamie Dornan
Zachary Quinto
Chris Pine
Tyson Beckford
Henry Cavill
Luke Macfarlane