First off, now that we're the most legit website on the Internet and actually have pap site logins and everything, like in the movies, I can't steal shit like a sexy bandit anymore, so you'll need to head to the link at the bottom to see Presley Gerber's visible penis head because I don't have the authority to get it for my very own. NE WAYZ, you're not going to read this because you're already touching your yes yes to Gerber's dick, but in case you really love me and are edging throughout this post, here we go!
We just last week checked out the eighteen-year-old Gerber for the first time when he flaunted his lean twinktastic body in Miami. But that was just foreplay compared to the heaping helping of dick head outline we got this past November thanks to this beach candid on the set of Gerber's photo shoot with openly homosexy Ms. Zachary Quinto, Miles McMillan! I wasn't aware that Gerber would someday provide us with lyfe back in November, so I'm just seeing this insanely hot pic for the first time. The son of Cindy Crawford looks like he might be packing a thick throbbing beauty mark in his pants from the look of this outline, and needless to say, we need legit dick pics stat! Do you want some Gerber baby batter? (Thanks Celtic.) Spillzzzies!