Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer are doing everything short of staging a live sex show while promoting their upcoming gay porking flick Call Me By Your Name. The googly eyes, the public PDA, the nudity confessionals - these two are hitting the streets hard, but possibly nothing is more shameless or amazing than Chalamet's Snapchat documenting Hammer peeing in a public bathroom! Just wish it didn't cut off before Hammer turned around to piss on Chalamet's wanting face. Or something.
Normally, I would go all in on these two for gay-baiting. But ever an endlessly complex, multifaceted individual (re: hypocrite), I don't really mind being both gay and baited right now because these two guys are simply hot as fucking fuck! Hear that James Franco? Just be hot and we'll be all good.
Call Me By Your Name is directed by homoerotic peep show maestro Luca Guadagnino, who truly dazzled and delighted me with Matthias Schoenaerts' dick in A Bigger Splash. The new flick takes a turn for the sups gay, and follows the budding relationship between a graduate student, played by Hammer, and a seventeen-year-old boy, played by Chalamet.
These two knuckleheads must be getting some serious residuals from this flick, because I can't quite remember anyone else going to the extreme length of filing a costar peeing to get publicity. Basically, these boys have earned every damn penny of whatever they end up making. But a live sex show wouldn't hurt. Just putting it out there because I feel like it's a legit possibility at this point!