Fiennes, Matthias Schoenaerts Show Penis in A Bigger Splash

June 28, 2016
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A Bigger Splash Brings Amazing Nudity from Ralph Fiennes and Matthias Schoenaerts

One of the hottest movies to come out in years, erotic thriller A Bigger Splash, brings full nudity from Ralph Fiennes and Matthias Schoenaerts, and is a MUST see for people who like dicks... and good movies! If you didn't get your ass to the indie plex to see A Bigger Splash, or if you were in the theater next door jerking off to Colin Farrell's DILF-tastic dad bod in The Lobster (would NOT blame you), we've got the sexiest scenes from Schoenaerts and Fiennes right here!

Since Matthias makes me Schoenaerts all over myself, I saw A Bigger Splash in theaters, next to a bunch of gray hairs who were probably secreting for the first time in years. "Would you help me out of my chair honey, I'm stuck... to it!" is something I did not hear, but feel like I could have.

Set against the idyllic, sun-soaked backdrop of the Italian island of Pantelleria, the intoxicating patchwork of golden-hued skin, crisp, arid vistas, and saturated blues and greens of the surrounding ocean and all important pool take precedent over plot in A Bigger Splash. Marianne Lane (Tilda Swinton) is an aging rocker with a moneyed lifestyle that looks damn good on younger boyfriend Paul De Smedt (Matthias Schoenaerts). A boy toy if there ever was one, Matthias is a "photographer" with ALL the muscles and a super sexy sense of fashion (sweat-stained, ripped the fuck up shirts).

A Bigger Splash cast

The seemingly endless days of lazily sunning by the pool are interrupted when Lane's ex and former producer Harry Hawkes (Ralph Fiennes) shows up, and things get weirder when Hawkes' assumed daughter Penelope Lannier (Dakota Johnson) joins. Since Tilda Swinton is the most fuckable aliens to ever land on this planet, it makes sense that intense jealously would erupt between Paul and Harry. Emotions escalate into a moment that puts the "thriller" in "erotic thriller".

Speaking of eruption, homoerotic undertones occur as Ralph Fiennes' Harry galavants around the shared villa (as well as in front of Matthias) completely naked, flopping penis and all, in a way claiming his territory from the slightly less liberated Paul.

I don't want to give away too much of the plot, since this really is a gorgeous movie, but it is important to note that after teasing with some butt shots throughout the flick, the fair-haired Matthias Schoenaerts gives up his penis towards the end of the movie in a bedroom shot! Check out full clips from two of the hottest scenes below!